Mitzi tested positive for the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap, which explains her predilection for used makeup-remover wipes, Monopoly pieces, and kitty litter.
Diamond was shocked to learn that Myrtle is not her biological sister.
Rocky discovered that he is a Pembroke Welsh corgi of the royal bloodline, closely related to the illustrious Dookie. He now goes by Sir Robert, adds tea bags to his water bowl, and insists on foie gras for dinner.
Cosmo found out that he is the biological father of forty-eight Rottweilers, and that he’s a great-great-great-grandfather at just six years old.
Teddy now believes that he’s White Fang after results showed a fraction of wolf ancestry in his pedigree. This delusion is still growing despite his allergy to grass, his dependence on pee pads, and an understanding of the outdoors that extends no further than a three-block radius.
Buddy was implicated in the murder of JonBenét Ramsey.
Herschel learned that he is not, in fact, an American bulldog but actually just an overweight Frenchie.
Daisy, a former shelter dog, uncovered a long-kept Hollywood secret: Moose from “Frasier” had a torrid affair with Slammer from “There’s Something About Mary,” which led to the conception of none other than Daisy’s maternal grandmother.
Oscar discovered that he is Kevin Bacon’s fourth cousin twice removed.
Herding, guarding, pulling a sled—no job felt right for Winnie, leaving her to oscillate between napping, gnawing her paws, and digging through the bathroom trash can. But what was she searching for? Truffles, it turns out. Her results showed that she’s a Lagotto Romagnolo (previously mistaken for a poodle). She is currently planning a move to Tuscany.
Pushkin is actually a cat.
