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The President with No Shortage of Half-Baked Ideas

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Why Shouldn’t We Let Demons Do Homework?

Last November, I felt totally underwater with grading and parent-teacher conferences. So I arranged all my students’ papers in a stack and jotted...

Cartoons from the February 2, 2026, Issue

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Diagnosis: Wellness Guru

Thank you for coming in today. I’ve got your test results back, and I’m afraid the news is not good. You’ve been diagnosed...

National Security Begins Behind the Toaster

Dear Secretary Pete Hegseth,I realize that this is a big ask, but would you please invade and take possession of my son and...

Of Course You Can Bring Your Husband Along

I’m so excited to see you this weekend! It’s been way too long. What’s that? Oh, yeah, totally. Of course you can bring...

Donald Trump, Drama Queen

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I Am the Person Who Controls Your Appliances

You might be surprised to learn that someone is determining whether or not your appliances work on a day-to-day basis. That your fridge...

Cartoons from the January 26, 2026, Issue

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Ask Xander & Mariluisa

(Still more advice from the internet.)Dear Xander and Mariluisa,Thanks to a recent promotion, my wife and I have moved from a completely ungated...

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