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This Bouquet of Branches Will Change Everything

This morning, I was a depressed, frumpy loser. But then, in a moment, everything changed. You see, I just purchased a forty-five-dollar bouquet...

What To Do When Your Friend Unfollows You

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B.D.S.M. for the Middle-Aged

Now you’re going to sit in that chair and watch me load the dishwasher my way. And you’re not going to say a...

Updated U.S. Customs and Border Protection Questionnaire

Welcome to the United States of America. As part of our continuing efforts to insure public safety, protect national security, and suppress the...

Military Decorations, Pete Hegseth-Style

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Thinking of You

So horrible, I heard the news. Well, I heard an echo of the news from aboveground—the sinkhole gets neglected by the media. Source link...

Personal Ads from the One Horse in This One-Horse Town

Mature and gentle horse seeks same for love and laughs in a quiet border town. My human friends have described me as a...

Our University’s Commitment to You

Dear members of our university community:Over the past weeks and months, our institution has been under unprecedented attack. Many on our campus and...

It’s the Economy, Idiom!

As your C.E.O., to put it plainly, I have a uniquely grounded perspective from which to front-burner some of the juicier and more...

I’m Really Dating Myself Here

I listened to music on a Walkman. I read books in elementary school so that I could earn free personal-pan pizzas from Pizza...

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