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Bagels, Ranked

Jalapeño and Cheddar: This is not a bagel. This is what you order to signal to the guy at the counter that you...

Are You There, Zeus? It’s Me, Hermes

Hey Zeus, is this a good time to chat?I’ll be quick. Yes, of course you can lie down. And yeah, I’ll grab you...

Will Donald Go Down with the Ship?

© 2025 Condé Nast. All rights reserved. The New Yorker may earn a portion of sales from products that are purchased through our...

An A.I.-Generated Article on How to Tell If the Article You’re Reading Is A.I.-Generated

Reading is one of the main ways to stay informed and entertained in an increasingly busy world to live in. Consider that you...

Your Handy Road Map to Authoritarianism

Turn right at Toxic Masculinity and continue straight through Weakening Checks and Balances. Source link

Return of the Plastic Straw

It is “the Policy of the United States to end the use of paper straws.” . . . Department components shall take appropriate action to...

Corrections and Clarifications to Everything I’ve Ever Said

When I was sixteen, my friend Miriam texted me to say that she’d failed our English exam and I replied, “OMG Miriam failed...

You Love the Office

Congratulations, Floor B13! It’s officially time for you all to come back into the office. It’s been years since all that sneezing, and...

Today on “Tariff, Conquer, or Buy”

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America!: Wake Up, This Decade Has Just Been an Elaborate April Fools’!

Since 2015, you’ve been part of a cinéma-vérité project directed by Jordan Peele, and you’re playing Hapless Liberal No. 61. Source link

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