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Will Biden’s Meetings with A.I. Companies Make Any Difference?

On Friday, the Biden Administration announced that seven leading American artificial-intelligence companies had agreed to put some voluntary guardrails around their products. Google,...

In Israel, a Glimpse of a Trumpian Future

See if this sounds familiar: A cynical and self-admiring politician finds himself confronting the legal consequences of his low deeds and corruption. He...

The Troubles of Ron DeSantis

Out of Tallahassee, Florida, comes unsurprising news. After being barraged by negative media stories, watching its man’s poll ratings plummet downward like a...

Can Professional Cricket Thrive in America?

Like the I.P.L., the American league plays T20, the most popular short form of cricket, in which each team has up to a...

Unskilled Florida Man Regrets Missing Out on Being Enslaved

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—An unskilled Florida man said that he deeply regrets having missed out on the opportunity to be a slave.The man...

Daily Cartoon: Monday, July 24th

“Where do you want to go this summer to get fed up with all the tourists and complain that everyone is trying to...

Prince Harry Talkin’ Trauma

Harry spoke with multiple producers and production houses . . . to discuss possible shows. Along the way, Harry listened to various ideas from others but...

Roles That You, a Digitally Scanned Background Actor, Will Soon Be Performing

“They proposed that our background performers should be able to be scanned, get paid for one day’s pay, and the company should be able...

The Magnificence of the Bluefin Tuna

In Chapter 45 (“The Affidavit”) of Herman Melville’s “Moby-Dick,” Ishmael notes the need to share some preliminary information “in order to be adequately...

How Alex Spiro Keeps the Rich and Famous Above the Law

“I’m not a huge believer in people trying to slow me down,” Spiro told me recently over lunch in Miami, Visine in his...

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