WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, a number one member of the new America First caucus, is asking for the growth of what she referred to as “Anglo-Saxon space lasers.”
“Anglo-Saxons have for too long ceded space-laser superiority to the airborne laser beams of foreign banking élites,” she stated. “This shall not stand on my watch.”
She took the alternative to reassure her involved QAnon supporters that she would be capable to serve each QAnon and Anglo-Saxonhood at the similar time. “I can multitask,” she promised.
Greene concluded her remarks by invoking the title of the mighty Anglo-Saxon deity who impressed her space-laser vow. “By Woden’s will, we shall prevail!” she shouted, brandishing an outsized hammer.
