ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—President Biden’s infrastructure plan got here below harsh assault from the Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who argued that the invoice incorporates “no provision whatsoever” for constructing an enormous dome to defend the nation from Jewish area lasers.
Greene, whose deal with to the House of Representatives was interrupted at a number of factors by standing ovations from her Republican colleagues, stated that the absence of a dome to supply safety towards Hebraic laser assaults made the invoice a “non-starter.”
“I cannot in good conscience support a bill that allocates billions for roads, bridges, and broadband but not a penny for giant-dome construction,” she stated.
Putting a human face on the necessity for such a dome, Greene stated, “I, for one, live in constant fear of lasers, except for Friday after sundown.”
