The Skeletal System: The “Nobody Told Me How Achy My Joints Were Going to Feel After Twenty-Five”
System
The Muscular System: The “I Should Really Start Stretching More” System
The Endocrine System: The “I’m Going to Blame My Hormones for My Bad Mood Because I
Don’t Want to Address What My Bad Mood Is Actually About” System
The Urinary System: The “I’m a Full-Grown Adult, but I Held It for Too Long and Now It’s an
Emergency” System
The Cardiovascular System: The “Checking My Pulse When I’m Stressed to See if I’m Having
a Heart Attack Even Though I Have No Reason to Believe That I Am” System
The Digestive System: The “Whole Milk Makes My Tummy Hurt, but Cream Cheese on My
Bagel Is Fine” System
The Lymphatic System: The “Claiming I’m Not a Hypochondriac While Still Compulsively
Checking to See if I Have a Rare Autoimmune Disease” System
The Integumentary System: The “Wait, Have I Always Had a Mole Here?” System
The Respiratory System: The “Pretending I’m Not Completely Winded After Walking Up a
Single Flight of Stairs” System
The Reproductive System: The “I Hope Society Doesn’t Collapse Before I Get My I.U.D. Taken
Out” System
The Nervous System: The Nervous System
