WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an employment pattern that trade leaders are calling “dire,” hundreds of Presidential reality checkers have been laid off throughout Joe Biden’s first hundred days in workplace.
Harland Dorrinson, the chief director of the American Society of Presidential Fact Checkers, mentioned that Biden has single-handedly destroyed the employment image for a lot of of the group’s members.
“Over the past three months, America’s Presidential-falsehood infrastructure has all but collapsed,” Dorrinson mentioned. “We have not experienced such a devastating downturn since Richard M. Nixon left office, in 1974.”
Dorrinson acknowledged that many in the Presidential-fact-checking occupation had received complacent through the 4 years previous to Biden’s Inauguration. “Those were boom times for our industry,” he mentioned. “We should have realized that they were too good to last.”
He mentioned that his group’s members have been hoping that the 2024 Presidential election would convey a much-needed restoration, and have been “keeping their fingers crossed” that figures comparable to Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, and Marjorie Taylor Greene would run.
