Well, the phrase is out. That arbiter of free speech, a bastion of the American Dream, and the person who labored his manner from riches to extra riches—Mr. Elon Musk is lastly internet hosting “Saturday Night Live”!
Comedy has at all times been about lifting up the voices of those that love the sound of their very own voice. But ever since Donald Trump, in 2015, there hasn’t been an “S.N.L.” host as missing in self-awareness or with as complete a plan for the dystopian future.
That’s why the general public must be excited for these different upcoming hosts who’ve a knack for doing absolutely the mistaken factor with whole confidence!
The Zodiac Killer
Known because the Banksy of murdering, this infamous serial killer will completely get “#SNL” trending on Twitter along with his monologue opener: “So excited to host ‘Saturday Night Live’! Gen Z is watching, like, ‘Who is that?’ Ask your parents—they’ll know.”
The Guy Who Knocks on the Door of a Public Restroom When It’s Clearly Locked
The media has been relentless. CNN stated, “It’s a rude thing to do!” “Knocking doesn’t make someone go any faster,” NBC added. But there’s one thing admirable about an individual who refuses to change his habits regardless of a lot (legitimate) criticism.
Lex Luthor
It’s essential to signify each perspective. That’s why we’re giving extra publicity to this man’s considerably unconventional plan to turn into dictator of the world.
Weak Dry-Erase Marker
“Always leave ’em wanting more!” is a cliché you’ll hear in present biz, however this marker takes that to the subsequent degree. We can lastly get to know the factor everybody loves to hate.
The Mustachioed Villain Tying a Woman to Train Tracks
We’ve seen loads of him over time, however we haven’t heard what he has to say. So let’s supply him a nationwide platform to defend his dastardly deeds!
A Hologram of Ronald Reagan
This former actor and crusader for the “war on drugs” couldn’t host on the peak of his fame. But his monologue selling the subsequent extremely addictive substance that he plans to unleash on marginalized communities is bound to be disruptive.
A.T.M. Fees
This one’s positively just a little controversial. However, A.T.M. Fees is for certain to be a perfect host, as a result of it meets an important requirement: the flexibility to make the community a lot of cash.
Smallpox
We’ve been listening to rather a lot about COVID-19 of late, however let’s convey again an old-school character that your grandparents are certain to acknowledge. Yes, it took some warmth again within the day, nevertheless it’s time to let bygones be bygones.
