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[insects chirping] [chicks cheeping]
[Siri] I found one article on how to take care
of baby chicks.
Step one.
Daily check for feces stuck in the baby chick’s vent.
A stopped up chick
that can’t excrete can be life-threatening,
if not treated immediately.
Step two.
Keep temperature between 95 and 100 degrees
until they can regulate their own body temperature.
Failure to maintain a warm environment
will quickly prove to be fatal.
[chicks cheeping]
[serene music]
[chickens clucking]
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[car engine whirring]
[chickens clucking]
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[rooster crowing]
[chickens clucking]
[Poultry Farmer 1] Beep, beep.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
[chickens clucking]
Beep, beep, beep.
Oh, oh. No.
Hey, no! [chicken shrieks]
Oh, I’m sorry.
Damn.
[chickens clucking]
[chickens clucking]
[Poultry Farmer 2] I feel like they’re just
gonna kill each other if we keep them pent up.
[chickens clucking]
[chicks cheeping]
[chicks cheeping]
Where’d you lay your eggs, Missy?
[chicken clucking]
Come on out.
Yeah, it’s just this one.
Maybe we shouldn’t advertise that we sell eggs for now.
[Poultry Farmer 3] Yeah.
[chickens clucking]
[rooster crowing]
[Siri] I found one article on how
to prevent fighting roosters
from killing each other.
Step one.
Allow the roosters to free range
for a portion of the day in order
to diffuse pent up aggression and boredom.
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[chicks cheeping]
[playful music]
See a red light flashing.
[Poultry Farmer 2] All right.
[chicken clucking]
[playful music rises]
[Poultry Farmer 3] You think it cawed?
[camera rattling]
[camera rattling]
[camera rattling]
[chicken clucking]
[Poultry Farmer 2] Hey, Jeff.
Do you know where she went?
Let’s take it off.
Come out.
She’s coming to you.
Sorry, baby.
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[cages rattling]
[cages rattling]
[sticks rattling]
No.
[rooster shrieking]
Keep going.
[rooster clucking]
[roosters crowing]
Look at that.
See, it’s got the taste for yolk now.
There it is.
[clapping] [rooster clucking]
[exhales heavily]
They’re very warm.
[Poultry Farmer 1] Really?
[Poultry Farmer 3] Yeah, they’ve been heating up
for weeks in there, dude.
Don’t eat those.
[Poultry Farmer 2] I don’t know what that is though.
I don’t know what to deal with that.
[TV Announcer] To leave office in a need like this.
Here’s Maddock, showing bunt,
and he takes a called strike.
[chicks cheeping]
[light chuckles]
[Siri] I found one article on how
to clean your baby chicken’s butts.
[Poultry Farmer 1] Like I really don’t know.
[Siri] Step one.
If your chick’s vent becomes clogged with feces,
use a cotton Q-tip moistened with warm water
to gently swab around the area until clear.
Step two.
Lubricate with oil.
[Poultry Farmer 1] Beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
[rooster crowing]
[water swishing]
[chick cheeping softly]
[Announcer] I don’t know what’s going on
with the box, they’re making sure.
When it was single for–
[Poultry Farmer 1] We got it.
Yay.
[Announcer] We wanna predict, we want answers.
They’re worried about something.
Like I told them the whole month of September
for this team.
Ooh, that’s challenging.
[chicks cheeping]
I hope the wet one’s okay.
She’s by herself.
What the hell?
I’m confused.
Is she shivering?
[Poultry Farmer 2] Yeah, and they’re pecking at it too.
[chicks cheeping]
[chicks cheeping]
[chick cheeping]
[Poultry Farmer 1] Come on.
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[Poultry Farmer 2] Good night.
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[cars purring]
[box rattling softly]
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[chicken clucking]
Hey.
[chickens clucking]
[rooster crowing]
[clapping]
[Siri] I found one article
on how to get hens to lay eggs in their nesting box.
Step one.
Place a golf ball
or a decoy egg in the box as a hint
for where the chickens should lay their eggs as well.
Step two.
Try to make the nesting boxes more appealing
for the chickens.
[chickens clucking]
[Poultry Farmer 2] She seems irritated.
[Poultry Farmer 3] Went into the box,
It was in the bottom one
and she went in there and then scoop that one out.
[Poultry Farmer 2] Well, it’s doing it.
[water swishing]
[chicks cheeping]
[Siri] I found one article on how
to revive a weak baby chick.
After isolation,
if the chick still won’t eat and is lethargic,
try dipping its beak in raw egg yolk.
Feel free to provide warm scrambled eggs too.
[chick cheeping softly]
[Poultry Farmer 1] Yay.
Good job.
Got a little bit of yolk. She’s doing it.
[water swishing]
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[Poultry Farmer 2] Did it poop?
[Poultry Farmer 1] Yeah.
Great.
It’s good news, I guess.
[insects chirping]
[rooster crowing]
[chickens clucking]
[gentle bright music]
It worked.
Yay.
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[chickens clucking]
This way and then turn it around.
[Poultry Farmer 2] You guys are doing great.
[chicks cheeping]
They love the box.
[chicks cheeping]
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[birds chirping]
