WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a history-defying whirlwind of events, the American people have been left flabbergasted by the surreal spectacle of liars not...
In 1954, the Food and Drug Administration approved a new medication called Thorazine, which could be used to treat schizophrenia and bipolar disorder....
It was Representative Pat Schroeder, the twelve-term Colorado Democrat, who—while frying eggs one morning—coined the term “Teflon President” for Ronald Reagan. “He sees...
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative George Santos told reporters that he would be unable to face federal charges in New York City because of...
