Raw eggs
Raw meat
Raw emotional dialog about your hopes and desires for the New Year
Hair of the canine
Not simply any canine
A star canine
Like Air Bud or Old Yeller
Sleep
Sleepytime tea
Sleeping bag within the mouth
Sleeping with Sleepy the dwarf
Head to toe, after all—it’s not possible to not drift off subsequent to that man
Going for a run
Running for workplace
Making your platform “No More Hangovers”
Getting elected and delivering in your guarantees
Having a greasy meal
Having a “Grease”-y meal of Olivia Noodles-John and John Travoltartar sauce
Having a méaly grís
That’s French for “John Travoltartar sauce”
Having a Gatorade
Having a Powerade
Having a Live Aid live performance to lift cash for your hangover, however making everybody play quietly
Having fun!
Having a cry!
Having a pizza pie!
Alternate between doses of ibuprofen, paracetamol, and ivermectin
Trying a hair of the cat
A giant, fats cat
The greatest one you could find
Oh, you thought we meant, like, Garfield?
No, a Big Cat
Like a lion or a leopard
The accidents you maintain buying its hair will make you immediately neglect about your hangover
Eating bananas
Watching “Bananas in Pyjamas”
Until you go bananas from listening to that track time and again
Taking a seat on the ground
Sitting in full silence
Continuing to take a seat
Stop—keep the place you might be
You’re not completed but
You’re a Floor Boy now
Chug a jar of melted-down 2022 glasses
Now take into consideration what you’ve carried out
Not simply final evening, or simply now with the glasses
But over the previous few a long time
Try to pinpoint the second all of it went mistaken
Make some soup
Chug the soup!
Breathe—this might be over quickly
Unless you’re in your thirties or older, during which case this hangover might last as long as a yr
After which it would as soon as once more be time to drink an excessive amount of on New Year’s Eve
