PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Unsparing in his criticism of the President, Donald J. Trump blasted Joe Biden for firing nearly nobody in his first hundred days.
“It took me barely over a week to fire Sally Yates, and by March I’d axed forty-six U.S. attorneys,” he mentioned. “I hit the ground running and I never looked back.”
At the speed Biden goes, Trump mentioned, “He’s going to be looking across his desk at the same losers the entire time he’s in office.”
In one other alleged failure of Biden’s first hundred days, Trump ripped the President for having picked “no fights whatsoever” with TV celebrities.
“It’s almost like he doesn’t even watch TV,” Trump mentioned. “What does he do all day?”
