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All My Hottest Gandr Dates

A lesbian librarian experiences five not-so-hot dates in New York City. Source link

I Never Thought the Trolley Problem Would Happen to Me

Oh, shoot. The trolley problem is happening to me.The probability of dying in a plane crash is about one in thirteen million. The...

Podcasts by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Improv with the antichrist, an accusatory interview with a klepto demon, and more. Source link

How I’ll Become Pope

Sure, I’m just an average cardinal from a country no one’s ever heard of, but I’ve been watching inspirational videos on YouTube and...

Great Moments in the Papacy

Who can ever forget Wyatt VII, the Cowboy Pope, or Gary III, the Secular Pope? Source link

This Bouquet of Branches Will Change Everything

This morning, I was a depressed, frumpy loser. But then, in a moment, everything changed. You see, I just purchased a forty-five-dollar bouquet...

What To Do When Your Friend Unfollows You

Is it the cat photos?! Source link

B.D.S.M. for the Middle-Aged

Now you’re going to sit in that chair and watch me load the dishwasher my way. And you’re not going to say a...

Updated U.S. Customs and Border Protection Questionnaire

Welcome to the United States of America. As part of our continuing efforts to insure public safety, protect national security, and suppress the...

Military Decorations, Pete Hegseth-Style

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